2 definitions by cockmastaP

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When you wake up in the morning and jerk off
I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.
by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

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When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.
Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita
by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

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