a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
by Snow snowy snow November 24, 2022
A fake fan or any person who goes to any concert that comes to town. Takes away the joy to the ones that have been there since day 1.
Bella is a concert hopper
by Love.you.too October 11, 2015
by ethelrapp July 9, 2024
When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 February 28, 2014
A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
When 4 people of any gender are arrange in a square and preform oral sex on each other simultaneously while blindfolded, unaware of who else is in the group, as they are alwatched by a crowd of masked figures
"I was at a Blink-138 concert last night, it was epic" said Jordon.
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
by troublem8kR July 18, 2023
Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters
Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
by Queen Babs March 14, 2024