"Oh you know...the one with the long hair? he's cute"
"umm, fake fan much?"
"NO I'M FUCKING NOT. I'M A MUCH BETTER FAN THAN YOU, BITCH."
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support