The day that some people think that the world will end. On this day people will have major freak outs while the smart people of the world are all out having fun while the world record of suicides is reached on then day of the phony apocalypse. If you believe in this then you are most likely a dumbass
John "Hey do you believe in 12/21/2012?
Matt "Fuck no you would have to be a dumbass to believe in that shit
Matt "Fuck no you would have to be a dumbass to believe in that shit
by The ruler of time December 16, 2010
The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.
Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----
~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----
~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.
by ApocolypseNo December 18, 2012
The Olympic team for the 2012 London Olympic Games who have dominated and will continue dominating in the games.
by goforthegoldteamusa!! August 4, 2012
December 7th, 2012. The day in which the nostalgic Minecraft song “Don’t Mine At Night” would be posted. “We didn't realise we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." - Winnie the Pooh.
by Relived May 10, 2021
When a young man passed his 4-year-old sister a Stiizy and she shat all over the new car seat, so the car was covered in a vomit-weed scent
by Stiizmaster115 January 21, 2022
The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.
AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do
by 2012 Chevy Impala October 21, 2020
December 12, 2012 is NOT the date of the apocalypse. Many other dates were set as the end-day, but time still went on after that.
This is the date that the ancient Mayan Calendar says that this era of time will end. According to the Mayan, the human race will "change." Some have speculated that it will be a change in our politics, culture, climate of the world, or even evolution. Others believe nothing will actually happen on this date.
This is the date that the ancient Mayan Calendar says that this era of time will end. According to the Mayan, the human race will "change." Some have speculated that it will be a change in our politics, culture, climate of the world, or even evolution. Others believe nothing will actually happen on this date.
by crazyhead June 4, 2009