zoinks

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...

ew man it stinks, did you zoink?

by Nate M January 13, 2004

zoinks

crap for crap

by pip June 18, 2003

zoinks

dang, i wished i would of done something different there, dang it, frugglenuts

we should of turned.....
dang
zoinks
yep, we should of

by jerk October 4, 2003

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 4, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 29, 2017