zoinks

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...
Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"
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DIBS™

Do
It
British
Style

Put the "u" where it beloungs!
DIBS™ turns color into colour
Humor into humour
Favorite into Favourite

etc.
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Thread Excavatour

A sonofabitch that bumps really really old threads...
Fucking thread excavatour, where the hell did you dig up this old thread?
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saait

If you really really like the porn your watching or thinking about, shout "saait!"
Bill: SAAIT!!!

Sarah: Jerking off to porn again??? You BASTARD!!! Arrrgh!!
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OFMGF

Looks at first like a misspelling of OMFG, the OFMGF abbreviate means "Oh Fuck! My Girlfriend!"
Touch me there!
Yes let's - OFMGF G2G!!!!!
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Ancient Thread

A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.
I locked it because it's an ancient thread. Fucking deal with it.
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