Definitions by Nova><Master

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

Thread Excavator by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

OFMGF 

Looks at first like a misspelling of OMFG, the OFMGF abbreviate means "Oh Fuck! My Girlfriend!"

Touch me there!
Yes let's - OFMGF G2G!!!!!

OFMGF by Nova><Master November 25, 2006

saait 

If you really really like the porn your watching or thinking about, shout "saait!"

Bill: SAAIT!!!

Sarah: Jerking off to porn again??? You BASTARD!!! Arrrgh!!

saait by Nova><Master November 7, 2006

stripcam 

When two people linked by webcams strip for each other

Brb I need to lock my door if we are going to stripcam... :/

Yeah stripcamming is great fun.

stripcam by Nova><Master November 5, 2006

zoinks 

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

zoinks by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

dibs 

You say this if you want to be first in line, have the first slice of cake/pizza, want the front seat...

I call dibs on the cheese and pepperoni!

dibs by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

ketchup and mustard 

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

ketchup and mustard by Nova><Master October 29, 2006