by theadequate March 11, 2010
a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
by FMA.memories.PSU October 12, 2010
A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.
by OddSexualAct February 3, 2014
by Shipsy January 25, 2008
When you apply icy/hot to ones erect cock whilst banging the shit out of a fine young lass from behind then ramming her with the said icy/hot coated cock and racing to get off before the pain becomes extreme.
by codename firecock December 10, 2011
by Joe Strange December 7, 2003
when you bust a nut on a chick's stomach, and another sucks it up using her tongue and lower lip to leave a smooth shine behind
so i thought gigi was gonna finish it off with a snow plow but was amazed when she decided to one up cinnamon and pull a zamboni
by Mcworthington December 4, 2010