co-miserable

When two people act miserable together.

Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.

New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".

co-miserable by joesk84ever June 30, 2009

miserable failure 

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

miserable failure by someone! January 9, 2008

Miserable Sod 

An unhappy, depressed contemptible person.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a miserable sod.
Mike: I know, just look at him!

Miserable Sod by peoxo May 14, 2021

miserable user 

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

miserable user by Moggraider February 17, 2008

miserable cunt 

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

miserable cunt by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

miserable bitch 

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle

"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"

miserable bitch by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015

miserable 

someone who is unhappy and unpleasant

People who are miserable never look at the bright side of things.

miserable by Gerard Irick September 7, 2009