Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017
by Vice Pres of Winston fan club January 23, 2010
Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston
by jesus kones January 14, 2009
Winston is the kind of guy who seems like an open book although he is very secretive about some things. He can be very sweet when you are alone with him. Although when there are other people around he might not acknowledge you as much. But one glance at his gorgeous eyes and you are roped in forever. He also likes to avoid drama.
Friend: “hey is that winston over there?”
Me: “yeah, look at his eyes, they are so dreamy.”
Friend: “I could look at them all day long.”
Me: “yeah, look at his eyes, they are so dreamy.”
Friend: “I could look at them all day long.”
by Blue.sapphiredismond October 7, 2018
Winston, also known as Wip, is a vile creature, too busy gaming to deal with the struggles of life and being a human. Winston does not have time for filthy femoids, instead he spends his precious hours dashing. Winston is considered by his peers to be a god, seeing as he can tolerate any amount of his own physical abuse and force his body to come back better than before. Winston does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and is a complete sociopath.
An immortal being, Winston will end all life and start anew
An immortal being, Winston will end all life and start anew
Person 1: "Winston just stole a whole bag of sheep hearts
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because he thought it would be funny"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because he thought it would be funny"
by CHADBEATS_ June 7, 2019
Winston is the man
by JesusIsMySavior420 November 8, 2017
by Guy Johnson April 18, 2006