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A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick
Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"
winnet by ya momma June 28, 2003
You Winnet!
winnet by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003
Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
winnet by FunBags September 6, 2005
a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn
person1: he’s got winnets

person2: ye apparently he sent a pic of them and they look like will smith
Winnet by hairybattycrease June 9, 2018
A winnet is a small piece of shit around your bumhole ;)
oh no! I forgot to water my baguettes. They're such winnets!!
winnet by booty diarrhoea May 10, 2018
Andy's Y fronts have more holes than Swiss cheese and he bends over...

"Hey Andy look at the state of your arse there, it's go shit borbles. Don't you even wipe you're arse?"

Andy: "I ain't got winnets!"
Winnet by Vinegar Kaye November 28, 2019