wet willy

A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around

"I gave John a wet willy"
"That bastard Jake gave me a wet willy

by Tommygee34 November 19, 2005

wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) April 16, 2006

Wet willy

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

wet willy mr timberlake!!!!!

by Peter is gay! with matthew hull!!!! July 12, 2003

Wet Willy

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

by Gretchen Boxburger December 29, 2011

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

WET WILLIES

the bar referred to by ludacris in the Pimpin All Over The World song. the bar is located on ocean drive in miami beach, flordia frequented by celebrities. All drinks at wet willie are slushies.

Bout to go down wet willies on ocean and she what poppin.

by K Byrd jr. April 30, 2008

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023