vette

A Shortened form of the American "Corvette". Apparently it was meant to be a sports car.

"Dang, man, ma Vette won't start!"

by Grego October 18, 2003

vette

A car that is no match for a Dodge Viper

Pussy Boy: I own a vette
Man: Hahahahaha...get away from me. And dont touch my Viper

by jackdaniels June 23, 2004

vette

american muscle car with viatnemese suspension instead of coils and shocks

dude check out my new vette
haha new? have u seen the leafsprings on that thing? what is this 1842?

by anonymous_08 February 5, 2008

Vette

The best car ever produced made with an engine almost as powerful as Jesus and Chuck Norris' beard. With amazingly awesome performance and dashingly good looks, it is THE CAR OF GODS!!!!!!! No import car will ever beat it and it is way better than a mustang. It was already destined for greatness because it is American and a Chevrolet.

Honda Civic Driver: Wow, is that a Corvette?
Corvette Driver: Why yes, yes it is. Wanna race?
Honda Civic Driver: OK, lets do it. One condition tho.
Corvette Driver: What's that?
Honda Civic Driver: We go uphill, you drive backwards, and i get a three-quarters length head start.
Corvette Driver: Ok.
Narrator: Unfortunately for Mr.Civic, his VTech didn't kick because he couldn't get his car over 5000 rpms going uphill and the Corvette still won.

by AstronautDave March 21, 2010

vett

she a dumd ass also a bitch

Vett is a dumd bitch

by hey butch hmu August 3, 2020

Vette

A super sexy hot bish the trolls wish they could be.

Like the green eyed ichi so jelly of the sexy vette she spews bs in her presence.

by toetag August 28, 2015

Vette

A Chevette. When someone scratches out the first three letters of the word Chevette on their car as if to make up for their small penis.

Dude, check out my Vette.

by R(ee) March 22, 2009