uphill horticulturalist

1.giver of anal sex whilst standing up2. vertical shit shoveller

drop your pants you are about to experience the wonderful power of me, an uphill horticulturalist.

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 10, 2003

uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

by stillboy615 October 14, 2007

Uphill Skiing

A man/woman who tosses off 2 men simultaneously. while on their knees looking up.

Marie done a spot of uphill skiing on the weekend...

by AFCLANES September 17, 2009

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

uphill gardener

A man that enjoys another mans penis in both his tubes.

Do you know that guy in the office who talks in a high voice, cant throw a ball properly and has semen on his chin. Well I reckon he is an 'Uphill Gardener'

by Mista F January 28, 2004

uphill steamboat

The act of tucking your penis and testicles between your legs, and proceding to have sex with a woman.

So there i was... drunk with dane, dick between my legs, uphill steamboating this chick...

by The Council of Germany August 4, 2008

Falling uphill

this is the term used when one becomes so intoxicated that they can actually fall uphill.

Damn, Jess was so drunk at the Hed pe concert she was falling uphill!

by bekaleena August 20, 2010