Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

by Stoner13 January 18, 2012

Twate

-noun

A twist of fate, but in the vagina.

The baby was born, by a strange twate, half-black.

by steddy15 March 4, 2011

twate

someone who will have sex with anything, mostly animals

otis is a twate, he fucked my guinea pig in the ass

by Anthony February 12, 2003

twating

Spouting hateful tweets towards others or a specific topic on the social media network; Twitter.

People are twating on Lil Wayne for his new tattoo picture.

I'm always twating about Mitt Romney

by thekid12 July 28, 2012

twatedness

The behaviour of a twat

"I'm sorry I am being such a twat" said Laura. forget about it i'm sick of your twatedness said Pete... end of relationship!

by Pete ShugaPush April 22, 2010

Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

by Gavalot January 11, 2011

Twate

Twat but with an extra e, because why not.

Twate!

by oOKyTOo June 6, 2022