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twatiness 

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat
There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.
twatiness by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014
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twatness 

1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.

2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.

3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?

Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...

2) That guy is radiating twatness....

3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
twatness by kegmar November 3, 2008

TWISTEDNESS 

Putting a bunch of bad logic or conversations coming from one or several sources.
My buddy thought it would be funny slashing my pants down the middle in the back,knowing I was going to a big event;

TWISTEDNESS.
TWISTEDNESS by enio123 March 20, 2022
Tateness Is Greatness... Something containing the element of Tate Mayfairs about it.

Tate Mayfairs himself is Greatness in the flesh; well known as The Greatest Professional Wrestler To Ever Walk Planet Earth... something containing an element of Tate Mayfairs about it is Tateness and of course Tateness Is Greatness
"I must confess; Tateness Is infact Greatness" "Some people train their whole lives and never achieve Tateness, others are born into it" "I saw Tate Mayfairs knock a guy out whilst completing a rubix cube blindfolded - absolute Tateness"
Tateness by Plato / Aristotle April 27, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026