Trombone 

1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing

The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.

Trombone by Emily April 27, 2004

Trombone 

The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:

1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.

3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.

4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.

Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?”
Boy: “A trombone, of course.”

Trombone by KeepRxnning June 25, 2017

trombone 

the perfectest instrment in the band/orcastra, better than all of those evil gay instruments

trombones rock the world!

trombone by Larissa June 19, 2005

trombone 

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

trombone by rs January 25, 2005

Trombone 

the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss

Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done

Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no

Person:its the trombone section

Trombones:PARTY!!!!

Trombone by Trombonie October 16, 2008

Trombone 

An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!

Trombones are enemies of flutes.

Trombone by BandNerd420 January 5, 2019

Trombone 

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

Trombone by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019