Tool shed 

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

Tool shed by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009

tool shed 

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

tool shed by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010

tool shed 

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

tool shed by cro magnum October 6, 2007

tool shed 

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

tool shed by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

tool shed 

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

tool shed by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

tool shed 

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

tool shed by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

tool shed 

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

tool shed by CapnCratch September 4, 2009