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Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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He's warmer than you think.

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