toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 06, 2009

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 09, 2019

by bdballer September 30, 2003

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

by Ovrit January 05, 2009

celebrating success of one's friends and colleagues.

by pookle July 25, 2004

when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense

you just got"TOASTED!"

by B.Ranga January 22, 2008

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010