thunderclap

when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.

Today during class Renée stood up and her resulting thunderclap could be heard for miles.

by vulgardefinitions October 26, 2009

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when one is sitting apon a toilt, and lets out a large fart, that may resemble thunder

guy on toilt: (lets out a thunderclap)
his mom: holy shit did you here that thunder

by DJ jamma jam jam October 13, 2011

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Thunderclapping

When two lesbians run from opposite sides of a bed, jump kick into the air, and scissor slam vaginas hard as fuck.

Two lesbian ninjas would be ideal at thunderclapping.

by cjM March 12, 2015

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The name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of sexual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males testicles, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.

Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear."

Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."

Man 1 "Word."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 23, 2009

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