Theft

: the act of compulsive stealing: Usually random stealing of high school phones, fire exstinguisher, cpr ANDY's, and other schools award plaques.

Scott Serafin; Rob Diton;

by youstolemy calculator February 15, 2005

Thefted

meaning "stolen" or "taken" or even "snatched"

Hey Mitchell, I totally just thefted David's virginity!

by Hydraa November 2, 2017

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 19, 2003

Theft

To illegally obtain in a furtive manner any substance that do not lawfully belong to the person taking it.

Johnny's theft of the credit card has caused Momo a plethora of troubles.

by delerius security November 20, 2003

Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid April 24, 2006

thefting

the act of stealing something.

some people enjoy thefting things from people's houses because they think they're cool.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022