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The Jimi Strangler 

(Noun) The sexual act in which an individual possessing a penis and rectum engages in any form of activity that results in a pink sock. The pink sock is then pulled anteriorly and utilized as a personal masturbation and lubrication device on one’s own penis.
“Oh man, last I got railed so hard, that I was able to do The Jimi Strangler. Best creampie I have ever given and received at the same time, bro.”
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The Scranton Strangler 

During a sexual encounter, choking your partner with both hands tightly while simultaneously gagging them with your member until completion.
“Dammit, Dwight, I just want to finish my ham and cheese sandwich and surprise Pam with The Scranton Strangler! 🤷🏻

The Greasy Strangler 

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

The Ngunnawal Strangler

He in which has a large appendage also known as his “third leg” used to strangle his victims in the suburbs of Ngunnawal in Canberra ACT
The Ngunnawal Strangler saw Daddy and wanted to strangle him

The Kiddie Strangler 

AKA Dave Miller, the gay serial killer who went coo-coo crazy
"bro that's the kiddie strangler, he killed 5 kids with sausages"
Dave Miller: "I was tryna be creative, and it was effective!"
The Kiddie Strangler by anonymous November 28, 2023

The Lumberjack Strangler 

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.
"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

The Notorious Gothic Strangler 

When A young Gothic dame gets a little to hot and heavy in the sack with a band member, and starts to strangle them by there adams apple and they loose one of their boots in the process. Then that bitch is done!
DMD house party 07' Hey jon, hahaha did you see The Notorious Gothic Strangler .jon- no but i think mike expieranced it.