Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 16, 2006

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 1, 2011

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.

Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.

by Matt Huynh August 23, 2004

dumpling

A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles

mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole

by goosewing January 3, 2005

dumpling

A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit

Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.

by Chorgan December 16, 2007