In the rural midwest (Oklahoma, Texas, etc.): a dignified, countrified, vulgar man ranging from middle to old age. Usually sporting a dark tan from years of construction, plumbing, painting, or roofing work in the sun. Buzzards can be identified as wearing Levi's snap button shirts with a soft pack of Doral lights in the front pocket, old Wrangler jeans hanging past their crack with a snuff can ring on the back pocket, paint spattered, dusty work boots, and any assortment of old baseball caps. They listen to '70s country music (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., David Allan Coe) and frequent pool halls and state fairs. Some buzzards overlap into the biker subculture, wearing long ZZ Top beards, black leathers, and sporting tattoos. They are tough on the outside, but generally teddy bears when you get to know them.

They are separated from the redneck subculture in that they have a dignity about them - a stoic pride from years of work and hard living. Some buzzards have a romantic disposition about the world around them and are more good timin' men that belligerent white trash.

Buzzards can be defined perfectly by this line from a Waylon Jennings song:
"Those that don't know him won't like him and those that do sometimes won't know how to take him."
"Let's go get a beer in that buzzard bar over there. Those buzzards are burly and hilarious."
by Oz Davidson September 5, 2006
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Someone who is generally annoying the hell out of you. Killing your buzz. talking during the show etc.
Dave: "we gotta get away from these buzzards"
Taul: "shitya"
by Taul January 29, 2005
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Any object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.
Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.

Buzzard Situations-

Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.

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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!
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Something you say when someone is telling a lie
“You so buzzard he ain’t still that pencil
by Renee705 January 6, 2020
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Loose term that refers to Girls, Bitches, Biddies, Sluts
I was nailing this buzzard and she was insane in the sack.
by Wallacelew October 8, 2014
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A user of Google Buzz. Such a user is a buzzard because they're circling waiting for the demise of other social networking.
All the buzzards are waiting around for facebook to die so they can eat its eyeballs.
by your_mom123 February 10, 2010
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A lady of ample proportions who likes to carry out predatory fetishes on willing victims
Look at Buzzard over there, she's squatting over Dowser ready to tak a dump on his chest and then slash it off, I hope the table can take their sick game
by davethejag October 1, 2009
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