It's better than a punch in the face. 

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

It's better than a punch in the face. by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

The ol' slather and batter by DBXL November 6, 2020

the better sex 

Men (Just kidding).

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)

the better sex by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

Butter the stick

Butter the stick, and act of doing something kind; doing something for someone else; being generous; doing something just to be nice and not asking something in return

I saw a dog at the shelter and decided to butter the stick, and adopt it; there was a homeless man on the road with his wife and I decided to butter the stick (give him money)

Butter the stick by Katy Barothness November 15, 2017

butter the spatula 

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

butter the spatula by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

slap your girl dick in the butter dish 

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

slap your girl dick in the butter dish by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT 

Gerard way in an interveiw was telling a story once about a guy in a crack house (I think) and the guy said this to him
some mcr fans (aka killjoys) may say this at times when someone says these things:
A:(normal sentence containing the words "you better")
killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
OR
A: (normal sentence containing the words "that side of the street" or "that side/street")
killjoy:YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

A: and i was like, "bro stop stay on that side of the street! I need to catch up"
Killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT by gerards_way March 5, 2021