Pokey

See Gumby. Orange protoplasmic horse sidekick to green hand- and foot-less Claymation hero. Not very bright but quite willing.

Gumby: Pokey, please get your tail out of the fire

by H2OLemming November 2, 2004

Pokey

Prison, a place where government thinks the sly, criminal-minded belong.

Bollocks! Aidan almost got his skinny asphalt locked up in the pokey for doing a 1520.

by Sesan. September 24, 2005

pokey

Ness's rival. He aids Giygas later on. He is also very fat.

Pokey let off some gas! Ness's offense decreased by 10!

by EarthboundEspeon May 27, 2003

pokey

.Noun

A sharp object, typically a swiss-army or pocket knife used to inflict pain on someone.
Primarily used as a weapon of defense for teens in the inner cities.

Pokey

Bro, 2 dudes were on the train and tried to rob me for my Iphone. I had the pokey on me though so I just started pokin niggas.
Blood was leaking everywhere shit was crazy.

by realN February 11, 2014

Pokey

Running behind, putzing, slow.

We had to leave little orphan Jimmy behind, he was pokey.

by AK26 July 15, 2005

pokey

The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.

Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.

by Sodomy August 3, 2004

pokey

More meanings:
A slang for jail.
Slow, 'chubby', etc.

I've been in da 'pokeh!

by Marty Polisbonar April 23, 2003