the broadcasting of a moving picture
by Mr. Dictionary! February 21, 2004
by Saints September 25, 2003
by Biddy March 6, 2005
by oldemberg March 31, 2014
1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
by Kerb November 29, 2004
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."
2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."
by Wang April 25, 2005