Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

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Telekinesis

Telekinesis is an awesome, kick ass band from Seattle, Washington.

In early 2009, this band was signed to Merge Records.
This band is the shit.

Michael Benjamin Lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
Jason Narducy (bass guitar, background vocals)
Cody Votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)

"I heard this really cool song on YouTube the other day."
"hm, must have been Telekinesis.."

by the cooool kid November 13, 2011

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Telekinesis

Magic.

Telekinesis happens all around us.

by ManRay January 08, 2009

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Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 06, 2013

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telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 04, 2010

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