Tear Jerker 

Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)

I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.

Tear Jerker by dcb1984 July 22, 2010

tear jerker 

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

tear jerker by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

Tear Jerker 

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

Tear Jerker by joey x September 18, 2008

tear jerker 

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

tear jerker by Red Face December 2, 2007

tear jerker 

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

tear jerker by panthaman77 May 4, 2011

tear jerker 

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

tear jerker by Matt April 10, 2004

Tear Jerker 

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

Tear Jerker by Matt April 30, 2004