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Cat-tailing 

This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.
Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.
Cat-tailing by saywhat. December 7, 2011

Shirt Tailing 

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.
Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.
Shirt Tailing by qualat February 19, 2010

Rooster Tailing 

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
Rooster Tailing by window shopper November 5, 2009

hog tailing 

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.
"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

Ambulance Tailing 

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.
Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.

Shirt tailing 

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)
Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.