The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.
Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”
by Gaypoptartmami February 23, 2019
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A beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. Can also cause injury in eye.
I just kicked the swaffle into someones eye!
by SWAFFLEGIRL123 March 13, 2010
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Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.
"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"
by Wordsmith87 March 2, 2009
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The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.
That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014
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Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.
You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.
by hawk239128 June 16, 2009
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hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!
Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS
by Nick December 15, 2004
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(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.
To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.
by umpo June 10, 2009
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