Stubbed toe 

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

Stubbed toe by Mexima August 1, 2017

Stubbed gum 

Dry, old gum attached to the underside of a chair or table.

‘I’m not gunna give this restaurant 5 stars, it had stubbed gum on almost every table.’

Stubbed gum by LouisBot9000Playz March 15, 2018

i stubbed my toe dammit 

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words

Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!

i stubbed my toe dammit by I’m a confederate nigger February 15, 2021

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Who stubbed your toe? 

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

Who stubbed your toe? by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

Stabbed Rat

Something that moves very quickly.

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.

Stabbed Rat by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back 

To be betrayed by one's friends

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

stabbed in the back by The Duke of Banterburry March 10, 2016