A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.
Is Jim home yet?

Yes and no. He's been in radio stasis in the driveway for the last 5 minutes.

by david Somers March 9, 2007
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To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.
Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
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Just the best cuddles in the world... they can't be explained or quantified.
Charlie "Oh ma gosh, I am so lucky to get Stasi cuddles."

Stasi, "yep, i'm the best."
by samisgay123 October 9, 2014
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Number 1 source for true cheerleading news and facts. All male cheerleaders are prohibited and you can speak with real cheerleaders.
Cheer Stasi is the best place for cheerleading information.
by Cheer Stasi Official September 16, 2020
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Black Stasis is when an African American individual has gone beyond their limits through training/anger/exceeding awesomeness/being rich. An individual undergoing Black Stasis yields a 60X increase in power with each level, there being 5 levels. Ose is the first to reach all 5. Anyone with enough power can undergo Black Stasis with sufficient emotional need (usually the pain of being called white or being roasted in general).
Call me white one more time and I'll Black Stasis and drop you fools
by Machomaney November 1, 2017
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When presented with a range of issues, to be disproportionately focused on a trivial outlier to the extent that one is unable to act on or think about anything else.
With everything going on in the world right now, the media's obsession with Dave Chapelle's Netflix special is a prime example of edge case stasis.
by Darko May October 21, 2021
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The ability of a homie, or homedog to regulates his or her environment to maintain a stable, constant condition.
My friend needs to learn homie-o-stasis, he is really awkward in social situations.
by ramjam April 8, 2010
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