Squeech

That awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping

Brandon: "Dude, I was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart."
Clark: "HA sounds like you just squeeched."

by Silly Swed March 23, 2012

Squeech

A Hybrid word rooted from words; Squeal, and screech. A loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.

Guy 1: Dude did you just hear that squeech that Kelli just made? It friggen peeled the paint off my car!

Guy 2: (dead)

by 123123keepitup123 June 17, 2010

Squeech

A mixture of a screech and a squeak. Usually very humourous simply because it sounds RIDICULOUS

Dude, i know that was fricken weird, but did you have to squeech in my ear!?!

by Neumann January 08, 2008

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

Squeech

Opposite of chode.

Long Slender Penis.

Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Charlie the Panda June 22, 2008

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

Squeech

The noise a wedding ring makes when you take it off to cheat while on deployment.

Did you hear about SPC Squeech and that SSG?.

by CPL Danger Dan December 06, 2021