Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie

1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.

by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019

squanch

A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.

Man that was a squanch move.

by Troy R October 23, 2007

squanch

A cluster of food trailers. Similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. Squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.

The new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!

by Harry Scrotz December 27, 2013

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 February 1, 2016