sending me 

sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it

“the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”

sending me by missxokunt November 19, 2018

Speodin 

To Wear Ones Thong Backwards also known as a frontal thong wedgie.

Dayle: The Wind blew up Emilys skirt today man, i sware her thong was Speodin!

Kyle:Dude! Thats Fucked up!

Emily: I feel risque today... i think i will speodin.

Judy: Don't be a slut emily.....only crude boys like that.

Speodin by shnooginz October 31, 2009

sendin it 

going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing

GERALD: what are you guys doing?
DEANNE: sendin it a.f.

GERALD: yeah right.

DEANNE: bill found $30k in 100 dollar bills so he rented a yatch. we’re lighting off fireworks and getting turt.

GERALD: damn, ig y’all are sendin it. omw!

sendin it by idtst June 2, 2018

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

Sending files 

Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)

🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat”

Sending files by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Couch Sending 

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.

Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!

Couch Sending by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022

Speding 

A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.

Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!

Speding by Jermyn December 28, 2007