spat

Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).

"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

spat

Loose term for good ol' natural vag lube. Also reffered to as pussy grease or snail track.

She came and got spat all over my face.

by Corey May 20, 2004

spat

putting your socks over your shoes

he spat his shoes before he went to play at the zoo

by arnolditis December 28, 2005

spat

A slang term for fast speed

"There was a lot of spat on that ball."

by Ricky Harris October 05, 2003

Spat

Having football cleats wrapped with athletic tape for ankle support or as a fashion statement. Primarily done by football players.

He twisted his ankle so we spat him.
He got spatted up before the big game!

by bigmixx September 09, 2010

Spat

Someone who is loud, obnoxious, annoying, and likes to talk about other people because they are insecure about themself.

Person 1: Oh my god!! Did you see that girl over there?! She be looking like one of those gremlins!!
Hahahahaha!! (Plays annoying TikTok song at max volume for everyone to hear)

Person 2: Wow, what a spat.

by Random_Internet_Guy_Coda January 23, 2020

spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.

Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.

by LaurenL April 05, 2007