sneak simp 

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

sneak simp by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

Sneak Shot 

when your fucking a girl doggy style you spit on her back, she thinks you've jizzed and turns around thats when you let her have it on her face.

" dude, she didn't see it comming. She turns around and was like *sigh* then BAM right in her eye"

Sneak Shot by Dandridge Gangsta March 9, 2003

Sneak sneaks

A better word for sneakers but only shortened

"Dude have you seen my sneak sneaks?" John asked. "Your what?" Ellie said confused. "My sneak sneaks? Never mind I found them" he held up his sneakers. "Oh your sneakers. "

Sneak sneaks by A doll with a dream December 8, 2018

SNEAK SNEAK

when your sneaking out the house and you get caught right when you are walking back in

jaspreet was comin back home and her mom was out side hiding in the fog she though she was home safe from the SNEAK SNEAK but she got SLAPPED

SNEAK SNEAK by creep, sneakily, mouse, creep, January 20, 2011

Sneak Sex 

To sneakily rape or fuck a butt like a ninja or in a quick jump on top method (both will work).

He waited for his time to strike sitting in the bushes just watching as andre walked outside to get the mail. Then out of nowhere kakaw!! Sneak Sex was applied on Andre's asshole.

Sneak Sex by chick fight September 7, 2009

Sneaky Sneak Snack 

A cunning and smart person, awesomely persuasive, generally outgoing and this can also be applied to

animals.

did you see what Nic just did? I know right. he is such a sneaky sneak snack.

Sneaky Sneak Snack by CosmicGirl777 August 30, 2017

Sneak self-congratulation compliment 

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.

This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.

Sneak self-congratulation compliment by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019