When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.
Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.
Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.
Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!
by WildThang903 July 27, 2016
by Pretty FLVCKO'15 December 5, 2015
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 16, 2005
A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
by DoubleDare3000 July 3, 2017
by Kansas McGruff March 1, 2005
It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.
I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.
by Juicemn99 November 26, 2020