by robertbebs January 20, 2011
Get the smilfmug. by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm January 21, 2009
Get the smilfmug. 
by hehsmuda January 03, 2008
Get the smilfmug. by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010
Get the Smilfedmug. "Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
by Wsjaka September 29, 2007
Get the SMILFmug. Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.
by Maestro_yuk May 06, 2021
Get the SMILFmug.