A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.
"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."
"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."
by Hrach September 3, 2005
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a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados
What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.
by V16 April 13, 2009
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Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/
cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)
by manutdfan4life March 12, 2005
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A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".
I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.
by Spelaea January 20, 2012
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The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.
Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
by TruckerBob May 28, 2014
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What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
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A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy
Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.
by dddefinition September 23, 2014
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