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Crusty Slim Jim 

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly
Crusty Slim Jim by Crustymgee May 30, 2018

Slim Jim 

A tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by 'pulling up' the lock within the door.
I boosted that car with a slim jim
Slim Jim by Damian March 26, 2003

Slim Jim 

A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.
Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.
Slim Jim by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

Not So Slim Jim 

Used to describe a fatass.
Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.
Not So Slim Jim by Trash Bees April 16, 2022

slim-jim-dimeAdozen 

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.
"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

Slim-Jim Slammerson 

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?