Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

Slampig by Bryan November 19, 2004

Slampig

A girl who will fuck anything or anyone . A slut a whore. Etc

A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.

Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.

Did you hear about amanda?

I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.

Slampig by That_nj_guy November 17, 2015

slampig

A Slampig has pretty much summed up by the many definitions before this one. A slampig is a dirty whore who is good for only one thing...fucking. She is a piece of meat, no matter how big or small, no matter how ugly or hot. Bottom line...You fuck her and get the fuck out (but not before nutting somewhere on her body, preferably face).

A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"

In a bar and two whore-ish dressed girls (possibly know sluts) walk past a group of guys. One guy blows two whistles into is Bud Light bottle and immediately follows with, "Slampigs!" The group of guys laugh hysterically.

slampig by Jason Weibert June 17, 2007

slampig

typical del val whore, loves to banged and get double teamed. Next Stage is a slam boar.

Ex. Dan Schor fucked a Slampig last weekend.

slampig by Neezy Baby January 20, 2009

Slampig

There are 4 Principles to being a SlamPig – In order of importance to the definition

1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs

EX. a Slampig agrees to give oral for a 20 bag of weed, after the transactions takes place she asks for her payment for keeping her end of the agreement. She is told to fuck off, and then gets pissed and attacks, and the so called male at this point maces her in the face and leaves her on the ground screaming while a group of “friends” laugh at her in great enjoyment.

Slampig by Tonka Love July 29, 2008

Slampig

A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.

A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.

The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.

The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.

Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.

Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.

Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.

Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.

Slampig by tomatobrownclown123 January 8, 2010

Slampig

A girl that has hooked up with three or more of your close friends.

That slampig has already hooked up with John and Ryan, and now she's with Chris, too!

Slampig by Douglas B. June 9, 2005