shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

Shipwreck

When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.

After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic

by o FeaR VeNoM o June 14, 2009

dank marijuana strain
100% sativa

hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?

by drdellorama September 19, 2008

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009

I woke up in the morning like a shipwreck, Broken mast and dead seaman everywhere

by Ruglas September 22, 2004

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

by CAdams March 8, 2005

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

by Eishatheasian March 25, 2014