(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".

On the shelf by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020

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Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

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shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

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SHELFITIS

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

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