The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.
"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.
by davkadeergirl February 2, 2011
-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.
-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.
-ho: sucker
-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.
-ho: sucker
by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010
a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.
"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
by Drac November 17, 2005
Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston December 29, 2006
Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.
by matthew gaston February 26, 2004
One that be tryin a lil too hard to rescue bitches or save em from their "mean" boyfriends. Usually chief save-a-ho is a pussy ass bitch type that be ugly and cant spit game so he thrives off of the damsel in distress. very similar to ambulance chasing lawyers...
Man bro that lame johnny b always tryin ta cock block and be actin like hes chief save-a-ho. wtf wrong wit dat nigga?
by Cori Morrison October 8, 2015
The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 1, 2005