sales pitch 

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.

WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.

sales pitch by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005

sales trashing 

Intentionally talking about about a product or service in order try and ruin it's sales.

Usually happens on forum sites like hackforums.

Seller: *Makes thread about his new product on a forum site*
Sales Trashing guy: Wow, what a terrible product. It's has such and such issue. It also looks like garbage. Don't buy it!

sales trashing by AjaxTheGod September 25, 2017

Sales Whore 

Someone who will do anything for a sale. They will never lose a sale to a competitor. Neither rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water will stand in their way! Once you are a Sales Whore, you are a Sales Whore for life.

1. Ray and Sergio are total Sales Whores. They will do anything for a sale!
2. Did you see how he took that sale from the competitor? He has Sales Whore skills!

Sales Whore by SW1SW2SW3 March 13, 2012

sales kickoff 

A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.

Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.

sales kickoff by Kicked Off September 7, 2007

Sales Whore 

A Sales Whore is a person who will do anything for a sale at the cost of others feelings, opinions, or expense. A true Sales Whore will never lose a sale to a competitor and will spare no expense to obtain the products needed. He will not let rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water stand between them and closing a sale. Once a Sales Whore, always a Sales Whore! It is a way of life...

Damn, did you see that guy? He wouldn't let that customer leave until he purchased that shit from him! He is going to transfer that stuff cross country to make that sale. That guy is a true Sales Whore.

Sales Whore by SW123 April 15, 2012

sales reptile 

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

sales reptile by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

Sales associate 

Noun used to describe something that isn't quite cool, but just average.

I wouldn't call that car bad ass, but definitely sales associate

Sales associate by S-Doobius December 1, 2009