11 definitions by Puddintan3
A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.
The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 13, 2019
Used as a hashtag or by itself, this is what you say to somebody who really fvcked up:
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!
You made a ruling to take away WOMEN'S RIGHTS? IN AMERICA? #ISTBY
You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY
You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY
by Puddintan3 August 6, 2022
A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")
by Puddintan3 December 23, 2015
by Puddintan3 July 9, 2006
Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.
Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.
They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.
Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.
Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
by Puddintan3 September 5, 2017
Just Fuck Already! When you are sick and tired of a couple moping around and pining for each other, especially exes, and the UST has maxxed out and you want them to quit stalling, yell JFA! Optional to append JHFC! when it drags on and on. "Ship" fans often feel this way.
"This damn breakup has gone on long enough. We know you're still in love, so JFA!"
"A year later, Oliver and Felicity have so much UST! Guys? Either move on or JFA! JHFC!"
"A year later, Oliver and Felicity have so much UST! Guys? Either move on or JFA! JHFC!"
by Puddintan3 June 13, 2017
The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.
by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006