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rusted musket 

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

rusted cougar 

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
rusted cougar by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

Rusted Mud Whistle 

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
Rusted Mud Whistle by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

rusted tool 

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
rusted tool by ERB3 February 16, 2017

rusted tin roof

When a girl is giving a male oral sex and uses the roof of her mouth to increase the pleasure for the male participant causing him to feel many times pain as the roof of her mouth is very coarse, yet pleasure at the extreme level also causes the reciever to coat the roof of the mouth with a metallic shine, same as Tin Roof, just immediatelyafter anal sex
This Girl I know loves giving a long Rusted Tin Roof.

Rusted Shut 

The status of a females vagina who hasn’t been utilized in many moons
Ivanka is super hot, I heard she’s rusted shut though after her husband blew his dick off in that fireworks accident.