Runkled

Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".

Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.

by BlueArse August 12, 2009

Going Runkle

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.

"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."

by Caff3131 December 17, 2009

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

Runkle

From the verb: to runkle.

To forcefully grab a man by his balls and verbally abuse him.

My brother wouldn't shut up, so I runkled him so hard he had to get sutures in his scrotum.

by Eddie Nero November 11, 2019